I'm going to the party....

And I'm bringing....

an Apple
a Bass guitar
a Cat
a Dyke
an Elephant
Fondu
a Goose
a Hooker
Ice cream
Jack straw
a Klan member
a Leper
a Midget
a Neo-Nazi
Octomom (because I know she puts out)
a Pocket Pussy
a Queen
the Ramones
a Slut
a Transexual
an Ugly chick
a Violinist
a Wench
a Xylophone
You
and
Zeus