i'm going to the party...

and i'm bringing...
an Avacado
a Basoon
Crabs
a Drunk
Ella Fitzgerald
a Filing cabinet
a Gallon of moonshine
a Homosexual
a raciest Indian
Jester shoes
a Klansmen
Lemonade
Mushrooms
Nationalist rhetoric
Octagon mom
a Package of gummy bears
a dragQueen
a Retarted sailor
a Sloppy slut
a Transexual
an Umbrella
Vietnamese poets
Whores
X-rated porn stars
Yeosemite sam
and
Zinc oxide

what a party.